Ashton can do so many things.
Need a guitarist? Ashton
Need a bassist? Ashton
Need a lead singer? Ashton
Need someone to make you smile? Ashton
Need someone to ruin your life forever? Ashton
Need an orgasm? Ashton
give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe
1d u gonna start lookin clean again soon or naw?
i just realised…
it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth
"i just broke up with my -"
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
do girls really do this?
yes. yes they do.
it’s the best
Fun fact: the human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton.
Also the equator is long enough that it’ll wrap around the world exactly once.
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