Friday, August 22, 2014

How to be your own bed

actionables:

twinking:

step 1.

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HANNES FOR FUCKS SAKE

ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE

(Source: memewhore)

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

baracknobama:

if i’m ever late for anything its probably because i have been delayed by signature seeking fans

mansionofmuses:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

I like how the mustard doesn’t even fucking squirt out. Like wow what a worthless ass ghost.

(Source: 30secondstocalifornia)

x

(Source: zayncangetsome)

Thursday, August 21, 2014
Wednesday, August 20, 2014

footstepsupstairs:

Valerie Hegarty

Famous paintings come to life in 3D sculptures of nature’s destructive tendencies.

I would be way too tempted to touch this.

(Source: fem-arts)

swagking4000:

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded

(Source: xbox420)

swag420yolo:

this is honestly the most relatable meme ever made

swag420yolo:

this is honestly the most relatable meme ever made

wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

(Source: desparate)

memo44800:

solegunner:

reshiham:

Why cuss when you can use this  fun image of snoop dogg? image

go
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yourself

This gif says nothing, and everything at the same time

(Source: greatjaggi)

stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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